
Nope, not going for mushy and gushy here!
In true Andree Photo fashion, we’re keeping Valentine’s Day funny and… well, REAL! Shall we…
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“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
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“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz
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“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” – Caroll Bryant
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“Gravitation is not responsible for people *falling* in love.” – Albert Einstein
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“Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on x-ray, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
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“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner.” – Jerry Seinfeld
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“Love is a fire. But whether it’s going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford
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“Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January.” – Jim Gaffigan
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“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?!”– Lilly Tomlin
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“Don’t feel bad if you see your ex with someone else. Remember, our parents taught us to give the things we don’t need to the less fortunate.” – Anonymous
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“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
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Want to add yours? I’d love to read your funny thoughts on LOVE in the comments!
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And if you took time to read this – Cheers! I heart you! Your butt looks nice today!
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